WARNING SENSITIVE SLOGANS … SPICY AND MAY OFFEND SOME WOMEN.

Scroll at your own temperament.

And … if you get “triggered” then perhaps you may have a deep-seated belief (or two) about words, women, sexuality and or empowerment through the freedom of speech and expression.

”You are blind to the upsides where you are triggered.” —Lisa B.

Warning #2

These t-shirts are risky; however, I hope they prompt a conversation about their more profound meaning and the groundbreaking work some therapists, healers, and course workers are providing for humanity at this time.

To SET US FREE

Free your mind, your beliefs, your dogma(s) around right and wrong, good and bad, or what you THINK or perceive as positive and negative. Perhaps take a look at Dr. John Demartini’s courses as he does them around the world, any weekend of the year, and “break through” your old beliefs so that you can live an authentic life.

“Master your emotions and you will master your life. Your voids create your values and your values create your destiny.” —John Demartini

These shirts are based on my coursework with Kim Anami for women, to empower women not to be victims, to take back their sexual health and power to CREATE.

Please email me for orders, as this is a PILOT project.

1. I am on a clit fast go deep
   This t-shirt was created because KIM wanted us women to stop pleasuring ourselves on the outside of our bodies, and to focus deep inside our bodies, to release any trauma and reach our cervix. This was her lesson to us, to NOT touch your clitoris, and to work on letting go so that you can SURRENDER into the field of healing. David Deida’s work also touches on this topic.
   https://guru-tcom.creator-spring.com/listing/clit-fast
   

2. Maybe CUNT OFF
   This toque was created because … as women, we are very “CUNTY” to each other. We play games, we don’t do our jobs, and we let our internal jealousy, religion, judgments and biases dictate how we treat each other. Please look for my book: CUNTZ of Canada, coming out in 2025. White or Black.
   https://guru-tcom.creator-spring.com/listing/cunt-off-toque?product=2152
   https://guru-tcom.creator-spring.com/listing/maybe-cunt-off?product=2152
   

3. I would like you to fractal my pussy
   What does “fractal” mean? These are patterns of repeating geometric shapes found in nature, and trees, leaves, and mathematics are prime examples. When I say fractal your big O’s, what I mean is can he send you off into an infinite space of pleasure. When we are connected as love and as divine love, our lovemaking transcends us. It has the power to heal us.
   https://guru-tcom.creator-spring.com/listing/fractal-my-pussy?product=370
   

4. Funny as FU$K
   AI won’t let me “don’t use bad words” which is bullshit.
   Please see the image for the actual wording.
   It’s a phrase my uncle would often tell me as we chuckled uncontrollably about life, people, women, and the world.
   I am F.A.F.!
   https://guru-tcom.creator-spring.com/listing/get-funny-as-fuck?product=369
   

5. A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth
   This was a t-shirt I created for my sister and my Stampede Brunch Girl parties when we were in our 30s. It was a funny way to get attention, as I put it on our sleeves, and men would stop us and say … that’s funny! The party lives on!
   https://guru-tcom.creator-spring.com/listing/new-a-hard-on?product=2301
   

6. I hope he is fu--king you well you deserve it
   Again, AI sees the “F” word as bad. I wonder why? Hmmmm, what is it about that word that is so offensive? What religion is behind this idea?
   Back to logic. This t-shirt was created because well-f-cked women, according to Kim, are happier women. And I couldn’t agree more. Women who are being satisfied in the bedroom are happier, because they are getting their needs met, healing, releasing trauma and garbage that they don’t need.
   https://guru-tcom.creator-spring.com/listing/fucking-you-well?product=369
   

7. I passively cunt do it
   This t-shirt was created because women are so bad at this game called honest and upfront communication, and check your ego at the door, especially when you are in the service business. They use passive-aggressive communication instead of just saying what is on their mind. Then they deny it. I don’t have time to navigate women who are not aware of their cunty-ness and their hidden agendas, consciously or unconsciously.
   https://guru-tcom.creator-spring.com/listing/i-passively-cunt-do-it

8. MEDITATE Masturbate CREATE
   This t-shirt is Kim’s signature saying. It’s how she has created a global empire for herself. Assisting women in learning how to meditate, relax, take care of their bodies, visualize healing, then self-pleasure to get back into the groove of our bodies, then to take action and CREATE. This formula works effectively for those who are willing to work through their past beliefs and traumas.
   https://guru-tcom.creator-spring.com/listing/mmc-kim-anami?product=370